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The Bradford Monk. Mystery. Legend. Who is he and where does he go?

Friday, June 23, 2006

Question #1

What's he got in his neck wallet?

If you've ever seen the guy, you will know that he wears a long brown monk-type robe. Now, monks are not known for carrying around a load of stuff in their pockets but that certainly does not mean they're not well prepared in a boy scout-ish kinda way. If you look closely, you will notice he wears a little purse around his neck (in a 'snow rescue StBernard' kinda way). I reckon that in this wallet, he carries all the items he would need for a regular days tramping around town waving at people. Here is a list of items i think he may be containing in his wallet.

  • no money (obviously because he walks everywhere)
  • foot oil (for keeping those peds in top walking condition)
  • toothpaste & brush (for that eternal winning monk smile)
  • limes (for scurvy)
  • iPod (a monk's gotta have walking tunes)
  • sustinence (although what he eats, no-one knows yet)
  • spare leather (in case he gets a flat in one of his sandals)
  • signed photo of God
  • post-it notes
  • lucky monkey leg
  • no mobile (why call when you can pray direct)
  • robe freshener

Ok, ignore the fact i have listed, like, 10 things and his wallet is only the size of a small bag of Drum tobacco. I don't think the usual rules of physics (time and space) apply to him. Nick nack, paddie wack, this ol' monk's got the biggest sack
Do you have any other suggestions of what he might need to carry with him?

2 Comments:

Blogger Husnane Ali said...

this is bull shit he doesnt have photo of god.. you're an idiot if you think that, he is like every other human, he has eaten in my takeaway on five lane ends. he has only a diary in his satchel (around his neck)

he writes duhh.. his english isnt very good due to the fact he isnt from england he was born else where i forgot what he had said,

he eats what every other man eats, food, pork, bacon ect..

10:24 PM  
Blogger Husnane Ali said...

I SEE HIM DAILY, I MAY NOT BE HIS FRIEND BUT SAY HI AND BYE NOW AND THEN...

10:24 PM  

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